...because I apparently do not comprehend the word. My parents sent me some birthday monies which I spent online today and am now anxiously waiting things in the mail.
Enough yarn and an entire magazine for this extravagant number (rav link) and I mean that, because the yarn for this was entirely too much money. Entirely.
2 hanks of kauni in colorway EH for under $27, and entire book of alice starmore designs (used ~$28)
It will take me a millennia to knit any of this up, but who cares. I dream big.